Saturday March 13th

The Lazlow Show

including the story of Wayne who let himself in my house this week, took a crap, and left.

posted by lazlow at 12:08 PM  on Friday, March 5, 2010

Holy christ on a pony! First Reed contracts e-coli malaria from a Brazilian lady boy, and now Wayne just called and said he was up all night puking.

So the show is canceled.

Again.

I'm sorry to drag this out for everyone. As soon as we have a new date we'll post it.

CRAP!

posted by lazlow at 11:44 AM  on Saturday, February 20, 2010

6pm Eastern. Wayne and Reed promise to show up this time.

Streamed live online at Anthony's channel

posted by lazlow at 10:02 AM  on Thursday, February 18, 2010

SO this has taken a while but it's finally here. For those that want to download and watch Episode 43 on their Iphone, etc, it's posted below in Quicktime format.

Thanks to all the fans for helping out with this.

Download it here

posted by lazlow at 1:18 PM  on Sunday, February 7, 2010

UPDATE: Just got off phone w/ reed. says his ass feels like he spent the night in a bathhouse. He picked up E Coli in Brazil. Must have eaten some feces tainted meat in Rio. Show moved to Saturday Feb 20

older post:
Reed has just sent a text saying he picked up a bug in Brazil(he got back Thursday night). He's at the doctors right now. There's a possibility he'll be at home tonight watching the movie Philadelphia over and over and crying.

We've also been hit with a snowstorm, and Wayne isn't returning my calls. He must have picked up a QP last night.

Will give a status report when i have it as to whether or not the show is on.

posted by lazlow at 10:54 AM  on Saturday, February 6, 2010

from Reuters

posted by lazlow at 10:50 AM  on Wednesday, February 3, 2010

posted by lazlow at 7:05 PM  on Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Many people have been wondering what's happening with the show. We've been a bit quiet about it due to some behind the scenes issues that I haven't been able to discuss until now.

When we left K-Rock, XM welcomed us with open arms. There was no contract, there was a tremendous amount of respect from management, and we brought a lot of listeners to satellite judging by the amount of email we got. We were told we could do shows whenever we wanted. There were fans that subscribed to the online stream just so they could listen live from overseas.

XM was taken over by Sirius, and we were shocked at the difference in culture. At Rockstar I am blessed to be involved with some great people who believe that their creative people are the most important component to making your creative product. And the job of management and lawyers is to stand by and defend your product. End of story. It is a far cry from the radio industry these days. I LOVE radio, and it guts me to see what it's turned into. When you ask lawyers if it's ok to be funny, you're doomed to failure.

The Lazlow Show will not be returning to satellite radio. Sirius walked through the door and cut our fee by 75%, demanded to own the name of the show, our entire back catalog of shows, all future shows, and refused to allow us to put the show on our website which we've been doing since day one. Plus they said we would no longer be able to sell box sets of the show.

I have a lot of intense feelings on the matter, but at the end of the day that's the way they choose to do business and unfortunately we don't work that way. There are some big supporters of our show, including Opie and Anthony as well as Rob Cross, who started the show at K-Rock in the first place. We wholeheartedly thank them for believing in us over the years.

The show will continue - online. Our next show is scheduled for Saturday February 6th at 6pm eastern. It will be streamed live online and also posted for download. See you then.

posted by lazlow at 2:28 PM  on Saturday, January 2, 2010

A lot of amazing people worked really hard on this trailer, and it was incredible to be a small part of it. People ask me, "is that game footage? is that what the game looks like?" Yes.

posted by lazlow at 10:35 PM  on Sunday, December 6, 2009

Pie charts are supposed to add up to 100%. Not with Fox News. They add up to 193%.

Accuracy has never been their strong suite.

posted by lazlow at 1:10 PM  on Saturday, November 28, 2009

The conservoweboconspirosphere this week is all wound up about hacked emails that purport to prove that scientists are part of a vast conspiracy to convince us the earth is warming.

Scientists.

You know, the people that invented the computer, the rocket engine, the iphone, GPS, roller coasters, the Internet and artificial hearts. They are part of a CONSPIRACY!!!

They will sit around in their sciencey clothes and cackle with glee as they pull a big one on the world! "HA HA HA YOU STUPID MORONS! WE'RE SCIENTISTS! NOW YOU HAVE TO DRIVE SISSY ELECTRIC CARS CAUSE WE TOTALLY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

HA! YOU ALL LOOK SO GAY WITH YOUR SOLAR PANELS!

Members of Congress, especially whores like Sen. James Inhofe who has been deep throating oil company campaign money, are trumpeting the lines their pimps have been providing them, furthering their ridiculous line of reasoning that 1. Scientists are idiots or 2. Scientists are trying to fool us.

The rest of the first world(which by the way has universal health insurance) has accepted that climate change is real and that we need to do something about it. Here in the United States people look like babies throwing tantrums cause they're scared of change.

It's really simple actually. If you put a bunch of people in a room, pretty soon it gets hot and stuffy. If everyone in a football dome holds up a lighter, eventually it will get really hot in there. Welcome to the concept that billions of people on the earth burning shit makes it get hot. Not a hard concept to grasp.

And why would anyone want to spend their life's work proving that we're fucked? "Hey guys, I was right, i've done 30 years of climate research, and we're fucked. Isn't that awesome?"

Nobody seems to explain what rationale or motive there would be for scientists to hoodwink everyone on the planet. There isn't profit to be made. Strangely, or not so strangely, the ones spreading the most amount of disinformation about global warming are the ones making billions burning fossil fuels.

posted by lazlow at 1:38 PM  on Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Grand Theft Auto Episodes from Liberty City Radio Tour was a whirlwind. Big up to the Hot Boyz on Power 92 in Chicago and Chuy Gomez on KMEL in San Francisco as some standouts. All the stations were amazing. Couzin Ed was on a tour as well. Between us, we hit a bunch of stations in the US and UK - chilling with some radio shows and letting them get their hands on the game . Ed and I both directed talent for the game - and it was great working with the brilliant creative team at Rockstar North and New York to make the game happen. Response has been amazing. People love it.

Highlights from the tour include

- hanging out of a sunroof loaded in Boston
- shooting a PS-90 at a gun range in Vegas
- standing on the street in London drinking with soccer hooligans after an interview with the BBC
- Driving across Texas due to a canceled flight and visiting a truck stop with THE LARGEST BEEF/ELK/BUFFALO/ENDANGERED SPECIES JERKY DISPLAY IN THE WORLD

I'm glad to be home to blankly stare at a pile of laundry and a pile of receipts with titles like "Machine Gun Rental" and "Airport Bar" and try to piece together the last few weeks. Airport food is awesome. I had it daily, as we flew to a different city every day. And once you go through airport security every day for 3 weeks it becomes comical. They've somehow simultaniously recruited kids from the ghetto and retirees to do security. The geriatrics hold up the xbox and look at it like it's a nuke. The steet kids in ill-fitting Homeland Security outfits want cheat codes for GTA. It's hysterical.

Hope you dig Grand Theft Auto Episodes from Liberty City - on disc for XBOX.

posted by lazlow at 10:22 PM  on Tuesday, November 10, 2009

To celebrate the radio tour for GTA Episodes from Liberty City i got mad crunked in St. Louis last night and totally trashed my hotel room. i mean like, stole all the shampoo and soaps. really hardcore. That Marriott had it coming.

did the woody and rizzuto show on The Point in St. Louis this morning. They were great. On the flight back today Darrell Strawberry was in first class. We totally did some rails and spanked flight attendants on the hiney. Actually i was in coach, but i would have done rails in first class.

On launch day(Thursday morning) i'll be on Opie and Anthony, Ron and Fez, and Covino and Rich.

Friday Oct 30th i'll be in Boston on Toucher and Rich's show - then flying out and in the afternoon hitting the Hot Boyz on Power 92 in Chicago. Tone and Shag do a great show and there's a DJ spinning some mad hip hop while we flow. You know how we do.

posted by lazlow at 4:15 PM  on Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Our good friend Rob Cross lended his voice for this excellent video that shows off the new multiplayer in Grand Theft Auto Episodes From Liberty City. Game is out this Thursday Oct 29th - pick up the disc for your XBOX!

posted by lazlow at 5:58 PM  on Thursday, October 22, 2009

A lot of email is coming in wondering when we will post the last show we did as a downloadable quicktime. We're dealing with the proprietary format that was recorded in the software that night and working to get it moved over. In the meantime we're prepping for a tour that takes us across the UK and US - literally flying to a different city every day, and in some cases doing a morning show in one city and an afternoon show in another.

Episodes from Liberty City comes out for Xbox on October 29th - get the disc - there are two full GTA games on it. They are standalone games. You don't need to own or have played GTA4. We produced a whole new Integrity show that you can hear while playing both. My character broadcasts from the streets and things get ugly. We hope you like it.

We just finished up a clip highlighting the nightclub action in Episodes from Liberty City.

Check it

posted by lazlow at 9:55 PM  on Thursday, October 15, 2009