Wil Wheaton, who thinks he's really fancy, has 18 blogs, and i had none. He would make fun of me on the phone, and every time I read his blog i would feel mocked, silently. People would ask "why don't you have a blog?" My dog had a blog where she would take pictures of her, um, droppings, and then put them on a Japanese blog. She told me it was the #6 blog site in Japan. Woot!

But blogs are really, like, important. It's really important for people to have plenty of links to click on and for their to be another outlet for political ranting. I've been wanting to like, talk about how like, everyone says like A LOT. So pretty soon i'll have a blog about that. So my friend Bill, who does drugs and runs his SUV into rivers causing thousands of dollars in damage to new cars set up my new website. Thanks Bill, and thank you America.

posted by Lazlow at 12:08 PM  on Friday, February 23, 2007