CBS news. You know... the one that had Walter Cronkite as a journalist? Here's their leading headline of the day as tracked by Google News.

Expert: Lohan Charges No Big Deal

Defense Lawyer Mickey Sherman: Would Be First Offense, And Tiny Amount Of Cocaine Allegedly Involved

Um, yeah. You are correct. It's no big deal. What is a big deal is, i don't know MEMORIAL DAY? WAR?

Someone please come save our news. It's an embarrassment.

posted by lazlow at 6:33 PM  on Monday, May 28, 2007