We just found out that Opie and Anthony's studios will be moved next week so our show April 11th has been canceled. Currently we are slated to do a show May 2nd, however if we can fit one in sooner we will.

posted by lazlow at 12:39 PM  on Monday, March 30, 2009

I can't stop playing this game! I bought a DS just to play it and I'm hooked.

posted by lazlow at 4:17 PM  on Sunday, March 29, 2009

We've been getting a lot of inquiries about when the next show is.

Dates have been scheduled through September. During one month this summer we plan on going hard core and doing a show every 2 weeks. However this may change based on Reed's comfort zone with leaving his house, Wayne's pursuit for work, and my travel schedule. we'll do our best to pull off one a month, at least.

The next show is scheduled for Saturday April 11th.

Thanks to the military fans serving in Iraq and Afghanistan who have written in. It's an honor to bring some entertainment to the American and British forces serving there. And the notes from service members who say they listen to the show while in tanks and on bases really make us smile. You guys sacrifice a lot. We appreciate it every day.

posted by lazlow at 9:00 PM  on Friday, March 20, 2009

It's not often we have a person on the show who was involved with one of the top political scandals of the decade - but Kristen Davis, aka The Manhattan Madam stopped by to tell us all about $15,000 call girls, the downfall of Gov. Eliot Spitzer, and the drugs and chicks that fuel politics and business. We also had on the best redneck political commentator, Walstreetpro2, since we played a few of his rants last time. Plus a Wayne's Romantic Moment that involved losing control of his bodily functions.

Episode 40 of The Lazlow Show aired on Saturday March 14th nationwide in the US and Canada on XM202 and Sirius 197.

Order the box set that contains a personalized signed autographs from the crew and every show we've ever done in the Lazlow Show box set. It's all the shows on one DVD, plus extras.

You can download the show as one long mp3 for your ipod.

Listen to The Lazlow Show Episode 40

Or here is the 3 hour show split into CD-friendly lengths for you people who want to burn them to CD and pretend technology hasn't passed you by.

Listen to part1 of The Lazlow Show Episode 40
Listen to part2 of The Lazlow Show Episode 40
Listen to part3 of The Lazlow Show Episode 40


And of course the disclaimer. We curse and talk about things that are disgusting, funny, and ridiculous. If you can't handle that, please move along.

posted by lazlow at 4:47 PM  on Sunday, March 15, 2009

Big Wayne and I are off the market - so Reed is the only show member available. In the last episode we asked female fans to send in their pics in a contest called "Who wants to date Reed?" One overseas fan not only sent in pics but is a professional model as well. Thank God, because the pictures of Wayne modeling the clothes on the website were getting a bit sore on the eyes!



Model Name: Rhiannon Guest
Photographer: Shane Turner - Yakuza Photo

Thanks to them both for the great shots and for being fans of the show. Will Reed go for it?

posted by lazlow at 1:47 PM  on Saturday, March 14, 2009

posted by lazlow at 11:03 PM  on Friday, March 13, 2009

Episode 40 is a really important number.

When you turn 40 you get a sports car, a divorce, stop speaking to your children, and get hair restoration.

On episode 40 however we do none of those things. Instead we'll get drunk and celebrate, then cry into our 401k's and unemployment checks.

XM 202/ Sirius 197 9pm eastern. For those outside of the United States, you are dirty foreigners with health care and vacations, and you can't listen live unless you sign up for an online account here.

Actually, people in Canada can get XM/Sirius satellite radio on the go, and you are dirty foreigners but you have awesome snowboarding and lackadaisical drug laws so we do like you.

We'll also post a copy of the show within a couple of days for people that want to listen to it.

posted by lazlow at 8:00 PM  on Monday, March 9, 2009

posted by lazlow at 3:28 PM  on Monday, March 2, 2009

There are some weird hardwired bits in the human brain that we have no control over - impulses and urges that you fight as much as you can but survival instincts take over. one of these is a hording instinct when the weather turns sour.

When I worked at a grocery store, i saw these survival instincts first hand. It flows like this:

1. The news says it's going to snow
2. People shit their pants
3. People horde milk

Evidently if you run out of milk when it's snowing, there is a serious chance you will cannibalize your family. Milk, which is really unhealthy for you(despite all the stars in the ads with their faces looking like they just shot a porn) seems to be all we think of when snow is on the way. The news today is showing empty milk shelves at supermarkets as people prepare for a foot of snow that's coming to the east coast. I know firsthand that running out of milk can cause domestic violence. pour some water over fruit loops and you'll see the anger come right out of a man. And besides, it's really important to drink liquid hormone fat before you shovel the driveway. The other two items i saw people horde when storms were coming are beer and cigarettes, which i can at least understand.

I wonder if 200 years ago, when people feared a snow storm coming, they ran out to the barn and furiously grabbed udders, filling a bucket of milk to help tide things over. or just brought the cow in the house for good measure.

i don't have any milk. i used to drink a half gallon a day in college and finally went to some meetings and got better. what i do have is Sierra Nevada on tap in my kitchen. and that should get me through any storm.

posted by lazlow at 5:55 PM  on Sunday, March 1, 2009